Perry at the Priory
In the summer of 2004 Pericles the Decoy Duck spent a month in The Priory to get over his worm and bird seed addiction.
This blog was originally set up to chronicle his experiences and the inevitable escape attempts.
However, it refuses to die.
The Characters
Pericles - Our Hero
Ron - a Lemming, Pericles's roommate
Bob - a discontented lizard
Dai - a Llama
Schrondinger - a Cat, Dai's roommate
Hermione - a Peking Duck
Thaisa - a Duck, Perry's sometime girlfriend
Doris - a Turkey, Matron at The Priory
Skippy - a dodgy Kangeroo
Sandi- a Great Dane
and
Ethel - a duckling who claims to be the fruit of Perry's loins
Friday, August 27, 2004
Day 30
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I've finally received a letter from Thaisa. Apparently she was contacted by a 'hamster' who told her I was missing her terribly.Thaisa's been pretty busy recently which is why she hasn't written. She's got a contract to do a regular column on nesting for Good Housekeeping and has posed for a for a Page 3 spread in Mallards Monthly. She's also attracted a lot of interest from TV producers who like the fact that she is 'untainted by experience'. Just last week she appeared on Tricia in a show entitled "My boyfriend's an aquatic love rat and I'm only staying with him 'cos I like going on the radio".
I bet she'll be relieved to hear that I'll be out soon and she can stop working so hard.
posted at 4:06 PM
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